How To Fake Being Short When You're TALL

Never stand, always sit
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Slouch, try keeping your knees semi bent all day
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When sitting try to curl up in a ball
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 Only wear dark clothing
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Always sit on a pillow 
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Wear clothes 2 sizes too big
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Wear your hair in pig tails or braids
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 Only ever wear flats, socks, sandals, or bare feet- never attempt a heel
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Carry around soft objects so people think you're cute and cuddly
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Talk in only baby voice

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